Battle of the Bands
Shitcan Noisebelt would love to be chosen for this Battle of the Bands- Please register us by telling Donnie Davies that Shitcan Noisebelt is the gayest band you've ever heard and is quite possibly the reason your kids are dabbling in dark arts and homosexuality.
The list of bands that have already been chosen is amazing. We'd love to be in the fold with the likes of Metallica, Madonna, and Clay Aiken.
Paralyzed Veterans of America Gave Me a Nickel
Today in the mail I received this envelope which contained a nickel.
If that nickel saves lives THEN WHAT IS THAT NICKEL DOING IN THE ENVELOPE? I don't want to think about how many envelopes they must have sent out that contained potential life-saving nickels. They probably spent thousands of dollars on nickels.
That's weird in so many ways.
It's Time - Antisocial Networking. Should've Kept This to Myself.
Start the Antisocial Movement. Get on that laptop and avoid everybody. Solitaire is the app. Unfriend is the button. Headphones are the device. Ignoring is the following. Shoulder is the cold.
I'm going get together with friends and discuss this.
