Internet Explorer still bites
Does anybody know where I go on the MS site to submit a feature request? The commercials make Microsoft seem so friendly and approachable.
Anyway, I had a great idea- what if Microsoft, instead of pumping out crappy versions of Internet Explorer, were to bundle Microsoft OSes with Firefox?
Wait, you Bill Gates fanboy, I'm not done yet...
You might be asking, "Hey Adam, how is Microsoft going to put their shitstain on it?" The answer is simple: Microsoft creates a Firefox add-on that blows the living crap out of your design so you have to spend 20 hours pouring over the geek blogs at midnight on a Friday.
My name is Adam and Windows was my muhfuckin' idea.
Here are some replacements for crappy Microsoft products:
Our Boy Blakely is Still Turning Heads
This time in front of the NBA Scouts at the Portsmouth Invitational Tournament.
Blurb from Hoopsworld:
Marqus Blakely Vermont 6-5, 225 Guard / Forward
The NCAA slam dunk champion played as strictly an interior player at Vermont, so teams got their first look at his potential and ability to play on the perimeter. Blakely did not disappoint, making 10-12 plays without having a pass thrown to him. Tip dunks from the wing, blocked shots on the break, steals and lock-downs on defense, Blakely showed an ability as an off the ball playmaker and defender that should catch the eye of the more discriminating evaluators in the audience.
Boys of Summer Are Back
But with the exception of this guy, most of them spent the winter dining on meatwiches and beer, which is why I prefer the Athletes of Winter. You know, basketball.
They spend a lot more time running.
