Battle of the Bands
Shitcan Noisebelt would love to be chosen for this Battle of the Bands- Please register us by telling Donnie Davies that Shitcan Noisebelt is the gayest band you've ever heard and is quite possibly the reason your kids are dabbling in dark arts and homosexuality.
The list of bands that have already been chosen is amazing. We'd love to be in the fold with the likes of Metallica, Madonna, and Clay Aiken.

Lucky mustachioed guy, I have to use both hands to feel the miracle.
Oh God (no pun), now I feel bad. Apparently he's a repressed homosexual. He says so himself. It's spelled out on the CHOPS page. CHOPS apparently stands for Changing Homosexuals into Ordinary People S... I want to know what the 'S' stands for, but this is reminding me a lot of Mr. Show. You know the episode where David plays the 'reformed' gay guy but keeps replapsing?
Please leave a comment if you signed us up.

